Age: 25
Waist: 36
Averageness: More than anyone.
Favorite Action Figure: He-Man
started, is there anything you would like
to say regarding the last interview?
Kevin: Yes, I would like to apologize.
And not just because the judge is
making me, or because it is a stipulation
of my parole - but because I really am
sorry. Freestylewalking is such a great
institution, and I think I shamed myself
and the ORG by reacting the way that I
did.
FSW: Is therapy going well?
K: Well, my therapist is easy on the
eyes. And I think she said that she likes
freestylewalking....or something like that.
I really dont pay attention to her. Ive
really benefitted from therapy of my own
design.
FSW: Tell me a little about that:
K: Well, its a mix of seven religions,
freestylewalking, yoga, diet, exercise,
meditation, and constant accountablility.
I am actually finishing up my book on it
right now. Pick up a copy.
FSW: Wow, it sounds like that keeps
you busy! Does keeping up with that
regimen take up most of your time?
K: Thats the beautiful thing, it only
takes 7 minutes a day.
FSW: Seven MINUTES?
K: Yup. Seven is your magic number
there.
FSW: Are you still bringing your "A"
game?
K: I dont understand you kids and your
lingo...next question.
FSW: What number am I thinking of
right........now?
K: Six
FSW: But I thought that your magic
number is seven.
K: Thats not MY magic number, that is
THE magic number. And I was thinking
of the number 6 because its not long
enough. You need seven minutes.
FSW: How are your new Tom's shoes
holding up to the rigors of Freestyle
Walking?
K: Man, not only do they look cool - but
everytime I land a sick move I am
reminded that needy people are
receiving shoes for bare feet [single
tear]. And chicks dig 'em too.
FSW: You look a little thinner than you
were last time, are you off the juice?
K: I had some orange juice this
morning, the really pulpy kind. I like to
be able to chew my juice, just like my
milk. Makes you stronger.
FSW: Actually I was just kidding, it
actually looks like you have put on a few
LB's.
K: You must be mistaken. I look great.
And I saw the back of your head, it
appears that you are balding. Oh, and
your eyesight must not be perfect (or
even superhuman) - because I see that
you are wearing glasses. I am going to
go meditate and do yoga. Be back in 7
minutes.
