Caleb "The Answer" Wood
Vital Stats
Age: 21
Hometown: Arlington, Texas
Location: College Station, Texas
Vertical Leap: High
Sandwich: Fried Spam and Egg
Freestylewalking.org: Thanks for agreeing to
do our interview, we know you are a very
busy person.  How does one with such a busy
schedule including press conferences and
celebrity appearances find the time to work on
his game?

Caleb Wood: Well you know its been really
hard on me until last month when I had a
freestyle park built in my backyard. Now the
only problem is keeping the amateurs off it, I
don't someone hurt in park trying to sue me,
ya know?

FSW: What is your secret to maintaining a
perfect physique?

CW: I guess it's time to let the secret out of
the bag, power pad on Nintendo for an hour a
day, Cheetah keeps me on my toes.

FSW: What is your max?

CW: I would tell you, but I don't want to.

FSW: I accept your modesty.  Blondes or
brunettes?

CW: Yes.

FSW: Good answer.  Who do you look up to
in the extreme sporting world of freestyle
walking, and why?  

CW: Being down here in Aggieland I have
come to realize who started the ball rolling
with freestyle walking, its the horses and
bulls in the rodeo. Imagine one day we too will
get the point where we can freestyle with
others on our backs. IMAGINE...

FSW: What motivates you in the morning to
get out of bed?

CW: Besides Spam sandwiches, I'm in training
right now on a secret... um, well lets just say
Spam sandwiches.

FSW: Do you have any other hobbies when
you get away from the game?

CW: Even if I wanted to, I'm not sure i could
get away from the "game" (does quotes with
hands), so no.

FSW: Let's say you roll up to Whataburger at
2 in the morning.  What do you put on your
Taquito?

CW: Yes, the number nine.  I go with sausage,
egg, and cheese. Here's a little tip: make sure
you get the picante or you've ruined it.

FSW: God bless Texas.  And finally, what's
next for you to accomplish in the sport of
freestyle walking, and where do you see this
most extremist of sports going?

CW: The Grand Canyon, it's the next big
thing. Who will get there first I'm not sure, but
their name will live on forever after that.
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