Name: Peter “Do Big” Johnson
Hometown: Maryville, Tennessee
Residence: Christchurch, New Zealand
Soap: Um…Soap?
Peter Johnson: I dunno, I'm not a fan of gravity so I thought I'd
defy it. I like jumping on walls.
FSW: Favorite FSW moment?
PJ: I’m not sure, its so hard to choose. I'd have to say Suz
trying to balance on the bicycle. It worst balance act I've ever
seen. Kinda like a cat with one leg trying to climb a wall. I think
I might have pooped myself.
FSW: You pooped yourself after you saw that?
PJ: No!...Just now, I think I pooped myself. Do you have a
handy-wipe, or a handkerchief or something?
FSW: Gross, cleanup on aisle 3...If you could be a type of
cheese, what would it be?
PJ: O God Brea, you can heat it up in the oven and put all
these nuts and tomatoes and ooooooooooooooooo it’s so
good. Baldasar, a.k.a. Baldasak, and his mom make good
cheese and he's shorter than I am.
FSW: Favorite word?
PJ: Shabobady, without a question.
FSW: What does that mean exactly?
PJ: It means little boys in pajamas.
FSW: What?
PJ: [Loud Fart]
FSW: O God, did you just crap your pants?
PJ: It’s alright, I wear man diapers. Next question.
FSW: What's your take on clowns? They freak me out.
PJ: I dunno, I don't really like them that much. I can't really hate
them cause my sister was a clown once. I don't mind them but
they don't really make me laugh.
FSW: What's the sickest move you've ever pulled.
PJ: 3-Point Turn-About.
FSW: Describe that.
PJ: Brings me back to my drivers-ed days. You pull in, you pull
out, and you move on. 3- Point Turn-About, no question.
FSW: Oh….wow. And finally, what legacy would you like to
leave with the freestyle walking quote unquote “community.”
And when I say community, I mean the 4 people that run this
site.
PJ: I would like all of them to realize that “Blind spot” is not the
best freestyle walker out there. “Do Big” is here and he does
big things. (Brushes shoulder off)
