Name: Bobby Studer
Hometown: Arlington, TX
Residence: Tempe, AZ
Deodorant: AXE Tsumani...great odor
Bobby Studer: It incorporates every aspect of my athletic
ability, and chicks dig it.
FSW: And when did you get turned on…….um to freestyle
walking?
BS: The middle school years. As long as I can remember girls
were always talking about how hot rock stars and freestyle
walkers were...I don’t have a lot of musical talent so my path
was chosen for me...by GOD.
FSW: Who are your inspirational figures?
BS: The one, the only, Dr. Phil...Mycoskie.
FSW: If you had a theme song, what would it be?
BS: "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship.
FSW: How many times a week, on average, do you eat at
Wendy's?
BS: Pi...you know three point one four...
FSW: Yes, I know what Pi is. Do you believe in protective
equipment?
BS: What the hell is that?
FSW: (Throws bobby a high five for the correct answer). How is
your XBOX NCAA Football 2006 season going?
BS: I'd say strong, to rather strong.
FSW: What impact has freestyle walking made on your life?
BS: About a buck ‘o five.
FSW: Do you feel like your freestyle walking makes a positive
impact on today's youth?
BS: Of course.
FSW: Examples?
BS: Just the other day I was teaching an FSW class at The
Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good
And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too and the smiles
on those kids faces brought me to tears.... it was one of "those
moments" in your life.
FSW and BS: (Hug and reflect)
FSW: If you could invent a new color, what would it be called?
BS: Jargone.
FSW: I heard you pulled your spleen in the 2004 FSW
season. Was that painful, and was it worth it?
BS: Painful.... you bet your strawberry shake it was. Worth it:
you bet your sweet ass…. we ended up winning the
Christopher Reeve Cup that year and it was the move that I
hurt myself that propelled us to the finals. I would say it was
Kerri Strug-esque.
FSW: Sandwiches or wraps?
BS: As you know I invented the grilled cheese.
FSW: YOU ARE A LIAR, KEVIN MYCOSKIE INVENTED THE
AWESOME TOASTY CHEESE SANDWICH. ALL YOU DID WAS
CHANGE THE NAME. YOU BASTARD! Sorry, I blacked out
there for a second. Let’s move on. Rumor has it that you know
Wes from MTV's Real World Austin. Describe him in 10 words
or less...it should only take you one.
BS: Wrench.
FSW: Favorite holiday?
BS: Festivus.
FSW: Any endorsement deals on the horizon?:
BS: Pabst Blue Ribbon just called, Diet Pepsi approached me
about a commercial with Diddy, oh and Waffle House is
interested too.
FSW: Lightning round - what is the first word that comes to
mind when I say...
1. Hay... hoe.
2. Shoelace... shoehorn.
3. Po-Boy... where am I?
4. Lamp... I love.
5. Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid... Ms. Jane Borland
6. Zesty... minty fresh
7. Odor... pungent
8. Pyramid... $25,000
9. Speed Boat... bananarama
10. Craig... the mongoose to my snake or is it the snake to my
mongoose
FSW: Final thoughts?
BS: A hippo is walking along when he is suddenly struck by
paperclip. He turns around to see a liger laughing. The hippo
responds to the laughter by stating, "What do you think I am...a
duck-billed platypus."
