Species: Wookie
Ship: Millennium Falcon
Favorite Board Game: Scrabble
Mr. Chewbacca.
Chewbacca: ARRRGGGGHHH.
FSW: Chewy is okay then, I feel honored. So
Chewy, when did you enter the Milky Way?
Chewy: ARRRGGGHHH.
FSW: Yesterday huh? Wow, you must be tired from
your journeys.
Chewy: ARRRGGGHHH
FSW: So true that is. When and how did you
discover freestyle walking?
Chewy: ARRRGG, GGHGG GGHHHA HAHAAAAAR
RRRGGGG. AARRRG ARFRGGH AR AFRRAG
ARGAGGARR ARGGFFFGH, RAGGGGAFFFFH A
AHFFFAFFFG.
FSW: That Yoda is a crazy man! I can’t believe he
would do something like that. The force truly is with
him. Is the buzz about freestyle walking, and the
ORG, as big in the rest of the universe as it is here?
Chewy: ARRGH HATFFFF WEHWWWFFFFF.
FSW: I can’t even imagine.
Chewy: AARRGGH HAHAHFFFFFFEEFGGG.
FSW: Thanks, I just cut it today. When was the last
time you cut yours?
(Takes off microphone and snaps cord in two.)
FSW: Sorry Chewy, I didn’t realize that was a rough
spot. That mic was just a prop anyway. The union
made us start putting them on our guests because
of the “Kevin incident” in an earlier interview.
Chewy: ARRGHGHG AAHAHHAFFFHH.
FSW: I know right. Anyway, do you feel you have
made a contribution to the freestyle walking world?
Oh, sorry I meant universe.
Chewy: ARRRGHHHFFFF ARRRRGGFFFFHHH
WWFFHHFFGGGG…AARRGG ARG
GGGGFFFFFHHHH AARRRRRHHHFFFFFF.
(Sheds a tear)
FSW: Well, maybe the impact you made… made an
impact on yourself. It looks like that’s all the time we
have.
Chewy: ARRRGGGGFFFF ARRGGFFF.
FSW: No Chewbacca, thank you. And may the
force be with you.
