The intern position is a very serious one. But its not serious...but it is SERIOUS. It
requires much dedication and discipline. You will have had to undergo vigorous training...
Basically you send us a few pics and reasons why you should be our intern. If you are
chosen, then we make a big deal about you on the website and you can brag to all your
friends. Thats it. No work involved. No fetching coffee. No gang-style initiation beatings.
You'd better have some more sick moves up your sleeve, too - the competition is FIERCE
...sort of.
Location: Telluride, CO
Favorite Move: 360 Heel-Click
Favorite Shampoo: Herbal Essenes
a part of this awesome website. Being on the
internet is just like, wow, you know, wow. Really, wow.
I think that this will be one of the most smartest
decisions i have ever did make.
Freestylewalking.org: You're dang right. Do you
think you can handle the almost serious position of
assistant fry-boy?
Ajax: I think that I will make an excellent fry-boy. For
one thing I worship Spongebob, who is the greatest
fry-cook of all time. I even wear Spongebob
underpants every day of the week.
FSW: I know... I can see them. It's kind of weird how
you wear them on the outside of your pants. Let's
get serious, how many pieces of sushi do you think
you could eat in one sitting?
Ajax: None. I don't eat sushi.
FSW: Communist. Do you think you have what it
takes? I'll let you interpret that.
Ajax: I'd say that if you asked me if I thought i had
what it takes, I would say that i think I have the
capabilities to be capable of the capacity of this job.
I got the takes. I took the takes i have taken all my
life. I take the taking while the taking is good.
Location: Spring Mt, PA
Favorite Move: Back Flip
Enjoys: A New Pair of Socks
Fear: Snakes
to be a part of the "internet?"
Keith Brown: It's an awesome feeling
being a part of the internet. I've been
waiting a long time for this day.
FSW: The day is yours. What skillz do
you have that would make you a good
mic check guy?
KB: Well, i have a friend whose name
is mike and he likes to consume large
quantities of beer, so i find myself
checking on him a lot...if that counts. If
not, well, I guess you're a better
person for knowing it.
FSW: How many peices of sushi could
you put down?
KB: I'm not really the sushi type of guy.
I'm more about the eating foods that
will eventually kill you...it's more
exciting that way.
FSW: I don't think you understand,
sushi will kill you. Or, at least the ninja
who made it. Do you have what it
takes?
KB: What does it not take?
an internship to put on the resume?
Give us a shout at
Craig@freestylewalking.org